Weird: Man to break Guinness with 1.895-meter long beard

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

Sarwan Singh has his beard brushed before a measurement is taken during a ceremony in Surrey, British Columbia Nov. 11, 2008. Singh was attempting to break the Guinness World Record. Singh's beard measured at 1.895-metres.

Sarwan Singh has his beard brushed before a measurement is taken during a ceremony in Surrey, British Columbia Nov. 11, 2008. Singh was attempting to break the Guinness World Record. Singh’s beard measured at 1.895-meters. (Xinhua/Reuters Photo)
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Sarwan Singh holds onto the end of his beard prior to a ceremony in Surrey, British Columbia Nov. 11, 2008. Singh was attempting to break the Guinness World Record. Singh's beard measured at 1.895-metres.

Sarwan Singh holds onto the end of his beard prior to a ceremony in Surrey, British Columbia Nov. 11, 2008. Singh was attempting to break the Guinness World Record. Singh’s beard measured at 1.895-meters. (Xinhua/Reuters Photo)
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China: There are no rules against old people seeking love online

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

An 81-year-old Chinese man has married a 58 year-old woman he met online, proving that love conquers all… well at least age.

Wu Jieqin, a retired art professor who has spent time in an aged-care home, married Jiang Xiaohui, 23 years younger, in a very special ceremony.

online-dating Elderly Couple Find Love Online! picture“The Internet doesn’t belong to the young alone. There are no rules against old people seeking love online,” said the professor, who has been using the internet since 1998.

The bride’s parents, aged 85 and 86, were not too happy about their daughter’s choice for a husband at first because they felt he was too old. However, she won them over in the end.

“His voice is very youthful. Not like an 80-year-old and he is very romantic,” said Jiang of her new husband.

The couple met last year after the lonely divorced professor placed an ad on a Chinese website.

He knew he wanted a woman who was younger and was very picky. Over 50 women responded positively to his ad, which a student helped him write, and some were as far away as the US, Australia and the Ukraine!

Wu met several of the women, but nothing clicked until he set sight on his new bride.

Ain’t love grand!

Kudos to the happy couple.

(weirdasianews)

China: 130 Couples Get Married at Once in Taipei

Sunday, November 9th, 2008

On June 22, 2008, 130 couples gathered in Linshanpi, Taipei, to be married in a mass beach wedding ceremony.

The event was organized by the Taipei County Government and Tourism Agency, in hopes of promoting the local beaches as a great place for a wedding ceremony.

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“This place has nice scenery, and it is romantic to get married with so many couples. I am happy,” said bridegroom Chen Chia-hong.

“I like weddings with a relaxing style, and I like beaches,” added bride Kao Ya-ying.

The local government has been sponsoring large weddings since 1970, in a continued effort to keep couples from spending large amounts of money on individual ceremonies.

beach-wedding 130 Couples Get Married at Once picture

(weirdasianews)

Humour: stupidest and smartest blondes

Friday, November 7th, 2008

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to the coach section since she did not have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York, and I’m not moving.”

Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York, and I’m not moving.”

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain said, “I’m married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this.”

He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde’s ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, “Why didn’t anyone just say so.”

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.

The pilot replied, “I told her the first class section wasn’t going to New York.”

The Blonde’s Revenge!

A blonde is sitting on a plane waiting for it to depart, when a lawyer-looking guy comes and sits next to her. While she is trying to catch some zzz’s, the guy next to her leans over and says, ‘Do you want to play a game? We’ll ask each other questions and if we don’t know the answer to each others questions, we’ll hand over $5.’

She replies, ‘No thank you, I’d like to get some sleep.’

He says back to her, ‘O.K. I’ll give you $500 (thinking she’s a dumb blonde, he’ll never have to pay), and you only have to pay $5.’ She finally gives in and he asks the first question.

He asks her, ‘What is the distance from the Sun to the Earth?’ She reaches over into her purse, pulls out $5, and hands it to him.

‘Now it’s my turn,’ she says. ‘What is black and white, goes up a hill with three legs and comes back down with four?’

He pulls out his laptop, gets on the Web and no one knows the answer. He gets out his cell phone and calls friends and family, no one knows the answer. He goes back online and emails all his connections, and still, no one knows the answer. After an hour, he finally looks over and taps the blonde on the shoulder to wake her up, and says, ‘You got me. I tried everyone I possibly could and no one knows the answer. Here you go, you deserve the $500.’

She accepts it and says thank you, turns over and goes back to her nap. He looks at her and says, ‘Well, what’s the answer?!’ She reaches into her purse and hands him a $5 bill, turns over and goes back to sleep.

Technology: My Mac Book Pro is in the emergency room

Friday, November 7th, 2008

mackbookLast night, my Mac Book Pro became very ill. I had put it on Sleep, then disconnected the flat screen monitor attached to it, moved it to another room, opened it up but nothing appeared on the screen. I could hear the hard drive. I pressed the on/off button and heard it shut down, pressed it again several minutes later to restart it. I heard it restart but nothing appeared on the screen. So I took it to the Apple Store. They performed a few diagnostic tests, then told me they’d have to send it to the repair center. I asked where this repair center was located and the Apple Store guy told me it was in Houston, Texas. Seems like an odd place for a laptop to get repaired. I mean, aren’t there enough people in northern California who can fix a Mac? He claimed a lot of computer repair centers are in the South and Midwest where the humidity is high. Dry air creates a lot of static which is not good when you are repairing electric devices.

So posting will be light this week. I miss my Mac Book Pro and I am writing this on an ancient Dell.

(rosecantine)

USA: Thank you God for protecting us from Sarah Palin

Friday, November 7th, 2008

sarahI’m thousands of words behind in NaNoWriMo, but I can’t concentrate because DUUUUDES! Obama won and hope fills the air even though all of this Pacific Northwest rain is knocking it down and running it down the street and into the gigantic storm drain on the curb in front of our house.

I will hold the Tuesday night moment close to my heart for a very long time.

I should be packing for my trip to daughter’s home in Appleton. I should be cleaning the bedroom: dusting furniture, vacuuming, cleaning the toilet, putting clean laundry away but I am too wrapped up in news reports about who Obama will pick for his staff and why.

Do you think that Sarah Palin really didn’t know that Africa was a continent? An impromptu prayer: Thank you God for protecting us from Sarah Palin. A lot of Your faithful think she was an answer to their prayers, and maybe she is a good and faithful follower of Yours (but if she is, why did she buy all of those expensive clothes? Doesn’t she know that scripture about the little sparrows?) I can clearly see that You knew she needed to serve you quietly in Alaska. Thank you again and again. I mean it. Make sure she stays real quiet okay? We need Your help because some of us don’t think we could take even one more day of that voice.

It won’t stop raining and two more storms are on their way. I don’t think we’ll know when one storm ends and another begins. I’m going to light a fire soon. This kind of night after a long and wet day calls for fire – and coffee. With any luck there’s Kahlua in the house.

Want to: change the sheets, dust the furniture, put the mess away. Put things in drawers, scrub the toilet. Clean the bathroom countertop and the floor. Vacuum. I often list things I want to do and then, feeling satisfied, never do them.

Do you think Joe Lieberman’s days are numbered? Didn’t he recently say he fears for the country if the Democrats got 60 seats in the Senate? Why, yes he did. He certainly did.

Important Goal: By November 15, Etsy will be up and running (and don’t you think it’s about time?). I won’t make cute little zippered bags, I promise. Loads of zippered bags on Etsy. No jewelry either. No doll clothes. Nothing involving tags. No magnets. Well there it is, at least I’ve clarified what won’t be there. No monster dolls either. Not one single zombie or anything made of felted stuff. Nothing knitted, nor anything with googly eyes.

But what will I do? Oh….stuff. Beautiful, happy, sunshine-filled stuff. A wise person told me that if I love it and it speaks to my soul, then it’s worth offering, so I’ll offer and it doesn’t sell, I’ll give it away. I’ll have Twitter polls and winner will win from the spoils.

Time to dust.

(babushkablue)

Humour: John McCain will be sent to Kenya to serve as a President.

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

unThis was announced by the recently formed UN Presidential Exchange Program (PEP). Kenya was a natural choice for McCain since Barak Obama’s father came from Kenya. It was also judged to be the best country to show off McCain’s skills in cleaning up corruption and reducing taxes to zero (wealthy Kenyans already pay little tax and the poor are too poor to pay). His military skills can come handy on a continent racked by constant wars.

The UN PEP office also announced that Sarah Palin will exchange places with Vladimir Putin (a neighbor she often waves to from her porch). However, PEP later issued a correction saying that due to her poor knowledge of geography Sarah agreed to go only as far as Siberia. Siberian natives were overjoyed, saying that the moose hunting season had just begun. Mr Putin was judged to be too risky for Alaska as it contains mineral resources that the Russian oligarchs might covet. He will be sent instead to Tonga to boost the tourist potential of the flagging, and sinking, island economy.

The North Korean President Kim Jong Il will be sent to run Guantanamo Bay Jail. After a year, he will be locked in with inmates for a night of conflict resolution training.

Arnold Schwarzenegger will go to Pakistan to terminate Osama Bin Laden.

Big Al Greeenspan will be sent to China to ruin the Chinese economy.

French President Sarkozy and the German President Angela Merkel will swap places. Sarkozy was judged to be the best person to improve German cuisine and fashion while Merkel promised to tackle trade unions, slim down overblown French bureaucracy, and impose order on the inevitable student protests.

President Bush will be dispatched to Albania to help run a home for retarded children.

President Clinton will go to the South East Asia as a goodwill ambassador to clean up the sex trade there.

Hilary Clinton will be sent to Saudi Arabia to create at least one crack in the glass ceiling of male dominance there. She will be equipped with a crash helmet.

Italian President Silvio Berlusconi will be sent to India as it was judged to be the only country that would continue on its way, no matter who you sent there.

Note: There will be a video announcement on Youtube and Blip.tv at 5:00pm Tuesday (EST) – Time.

Keywords: McCain, Kenya, UN, Presidential Exchange Program, comedy

(pyotrpatrushev)

Africa: Crazy Run In Africa !!!

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Football

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Africa: they were an alien species that violated U.N. heritage rules - Mandela prison

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

africaRobben Island, the wind-swept site where Nelson Mandela spent so many years in jail, has been home to thousands of lepers and political prisoners. But now it’s struggling to cope with its latest inhabitants — rabbits.

South Africa’s iconic tourist attraction will be closed for the first two weeks in November so authorities can hold a “humane culling program” in a desperate battle against the bunnies.

The precise number of rabbits on Robben Island is unknown, but there are so many they threaten to permanently damage the island’s sensitive vegetation and starve themselves and all other animals, according to Robben Island Museum interim chief executive Seelan Naidoo.

“Immediate action will be taken to avert an ecological crisis on the island,” Naidoo said.

The Society for the Protection of Animals said in the absence of a feasible alternative, it would reluctantly monitor the operation.

“It’s a very unsavory issue to have to be involved with,” society spokeswoman Sarah Scarth said Wednesday. “But having reached this decision, we have a responsibility to make sure it is done in a humane manner.”

State veterinarians, environmentalists and volunteers will coax the rabbits into cages and give them lethal injections. In a gesture to animal rights activists, a small number of rabbits will be sterilized and released back onto the island.

The island just outside Cape Town was once a leper colony, and during South Africa’s apartheid era, a maximum security fortress for political prisoners. Mandela spent 18 of his 27 years in prison there.

Robben Island became a national monument and museum in 1997 and the United Nations declared it as a world heritage site in 1999. It attracts hundreds of visitors each day, all hoping to see the small cell where Mandela, who became South Africa’s first black president, was incarcerated.

It is also a biological treasure trove, hosting about 132 bird species, including the protected black oyster catcher and about 7,000 breeding pairs of African penguins.

In 2006, museum authorities killed nearly 100 wild cats on the island, saying they were an alien species that violated U.N. heritage rules. That made the rabbit population explode.

The rabbits are just the latest problem to batter Robben Island.

Three top managers were suspended in July for alleged financial irregularities and the museum has a large budget deficit. A new tourist ferry has had numerous problems and strong winds and rough seas from June to September caused a high number of boat cancellations.

(Yahoo News)

China-Africa: Kenya’s Department of Defence terminated its contract to the benefit of a Chinese firm.

Monday, September 8th, 2008

africaNote: China-Africa exponentially growing trade and investment have been a hot topic in western media. According to them, China is stealing African resources and killing local companies and people by guns and cheap fake products. Many Western media have sent reporters in Africa for that matter. I will post link to some of the videos soon. The question about why Western is very worried and has been trying to rise an anti-chinese feeling among Africans is both ridiculous and groundless. I will talk more on this next time. This article will give you an idea of the true motivations of western media on this issue.


Enjoy reading


Daniel

UK firms losing business in Kenya to China, India
by Charles Wachira

When Kenya purchased Toyota vehicles for its military forces, instead of the all-pervasive Land Rover, it signalled a seismic change — in effect ending the most favoured status enjoyed by imports sourced from its erstwhile colonial master the UK.

Another example is De la Rue, a UK-based printing and security firm that has uninterruptedly printed Kenyan currency since independence. It is fighting to retain its contract. The administration of Mwai Kibaki broke with tradition, inviting other internationally recognised firms to bid for the job.

The London-based firm J&S Franklin Ltd served as a single-source supplier of uniforms and combat kits for the armed forces since Kenya “unshackled” itself from British colonial rule in 1963. Kenya’s Department of Defence terminated its contract to the benefit of a Chinese firm.

Similarly, Brooke Marine and Vosper Thornycroft, two British companies that have exclusively supplied ships to Kenya’s navy since independence, have had to contend with the phenomenon of open tendering.

This change of fortune for British firms is captured in the official annual economic survey cobbled together by the country’s Ministry of Finance. In 2007, imports from the UK were worth Ksh29,414 million ($4.9 million) — compared to China’s Ksh45,668 million ($7.6 million) or India’s Ksh56,815 million ($9.5 million). Compare this with 2001 during the peremptory reign of Daniel arap Moi. UK imports then totalled Ksh21,989 million ($3.7 million) while China was at a much lower Ksh6,792 million ($1.1 million) and Indian imports amounted to a relatively puny Ksh12,830 million ($2.1 million).

Since the replacement of Moi’s government in 2003, it has taken China and India only three years for their imports to Kenya to overtake those from the UK, formerly a premier source of imports. “It is as a result of prudent decision-making that the Kenyan government opened up the country to the Far East, including Asian countries. As a result, Kenya has been able to access countries that provide better deals,” says Dr Gerrishon Ikiara, a former permanent secretary in the Kibaki administration and currently a senior lecturer at the Institute of Development Studies at the University of Nairobi.

“In the past, procurement of government goods was shrouded in mystery. Then political considerations mattered more than economic sense,” he said. According to the economist, Asian countries offer competitively priced goods and services compared with the UK.“Right now most of Kenya’s roads are either being refurbished or built anew by Chinese firms. And all our international airports are also being upgraded by Chinese owned firms. This is after going through the process of open tendering,” Dr Ikiara said.

Kwame Otieno, a senior researcher with the local think-tank, the Institute of Economic Affairs (IEA), blames “the rigidity of the British system” for the dip in British imports. The IEA promotes debate on policy issues. “If a Kenyan, for example, wants to visit the UK, they face a lot of stringent requirements that act as a hindrance. But if they wish to travel to the Far East, China or India, the process is enabling and travel-friendly.”

Sources said the change in bilateral trade relations between the UK and Kenya is as a result of poor relations between the political leaders of the two countries in the recent past. It is argued that Moi had very cordial relationships with occupants of 10 Downing Street in London. Successive British governments deliberately turned a blind eye to the excesses of his government. As a result, firms with British ties continued to receive lucrative contracts at the expense of other countries.

The Kibaki regime has been upbraided harshly, particularly by local British envoys, for failing to tame corruption in high places. Confirming the bad blood between the two countries, Sir Edward Clay, British envoy from 2001 to 2005, was in early 2008 officially declared persona non grata by the Kenyan government.

(TradeAfrica)

China: Don’t be Shy !

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

China-Africa: Chinese Tiger Born in Africa

Monday, September 1st, 2008

China: Chinese food: no microwave needed.

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah’s Ark

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008



One
: Don’t miss the boat.
Two
: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three
: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four
: Stay fit When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five
: Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six
: Build your future on high ground.
Seven
: For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
Eight
: Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine
: When you’re stressed, float a while.
Ten
: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven
: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting…

Africa: A Burundian girl calling?

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Is he working or walking?

Friday, August 15th, 2008

macdonald

Zoo animals cool off

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

An animal caretaker gives a chimp a bath on a sweltering summer’s day at a zoo in Hefei, East China’s Anhui Province, August 11, 2008. [China Daily/Asianewsphoto]
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An animal caretaker gives a chimp a bath on a sweltering summer’s day at a zoo in Hefei, East China’s Anhui Province, August 11, 2008.[China Daily/Asianewsphoto]

(Xin hua net)

China-Africa: “All I wanna do is go back home,” he said, “And I hope they don’t make me walk.”

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

A file photo of a huge snail from Africa discovered in Jiangyan street in Fuzhou, Fujian province. [File Photo: hdzxw.com]
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A huge snail from Africa, as big as a child’s fist, was discovered in Jiangyan street in Fuzhou, Fujian province on Tuesday, Strait News reports.

Ecologist explained that the snail might have accidentally reached China through an import shipment in the 1930s. The snail spotted recently may be abandoned ones from local restaurants.

The snail can consume fruit or vegetables in large amount and is harmful to the local agricultural industry.

Those who eat fruit or vegetables touched by the African snails, which hosts pathogenic bacteria and parasites, may run the risk of being infected with tuberculosis and meningitis.

Experts warn people to stay clear of the snail.

(Source: CRIENGLISH. com)

Africa: Does Google discriminate Africa?

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

While watching the Olympic Games in Beijing, I noticed a funny thing.
Just look at the pictures and compare them.
If you don`t know what the Olympic rings represent, let me remind you.
The blue one stands for Europe, the black one for Africa, the red one for Americas, the yellow one for Asia and the green one for Australia and Oceania.

olymics

google

Then, when you look at Google`s trademark, there are all the colours but one.
No black. Does it mean they discrimnate Africa?

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