Humor: An Engineer Vs Manager

Monday, November 30th, 2009

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”
The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”

You must be an engineer” says the balloonist.

“I am” replies the man. “How did you know.”

“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but it’s no use to anyone.”

The man below says “you must be in management.”

“I am” replies the balloonist, “but how did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”

Africa: Politics took centre stage in the AGOA forum in Nairobi

Friday, August 7th, 2009

JERRY OKUNGU
An East african perspective

The fire and brimstone anticipated at the AGOA opening ceremony when Hillary Clinton and Mwai Kibaki met did not take place. Hard hitting statements against graft and bad governance were missing.

Even Raila Odinga, who the day before had taken on Western countries to stop lecturing Africa on good governance sounded more reconciliatory. In acknowledging the huge number of distinguished African leaders at the AGOA forum, Hillary Clinton did not miss an opportunity to state the obvious; that USA trade with Africa was crucial but intra-trade within Africa was more crucial.

And to drive her point home, she wondered why African countries were for craving a 300-million people American consumer market across the Atlantic thousands of miles away before utilising a 700-million people African market next door.

Clinton’s speech was telling in more ways than one. It indicted African political and business leadership for its failure to spearhead and accelerate regional integration in Africa. If Africa integrated and opened artificial borders erected by the Berlin colonial conference of 1884, the continent would progress and prosper faster than it is doing now.

This thinking was later reinforced by Raila Odinga when he said that it was easier for a European or Chinese investor to fly to Africa to set up business than a Nigerian or Kenyan to set up shop in any African country. He gave the example of restricted airspace, road travel and lack of cross- border transport system that hindered trade and human traffic.

Looked at locally, these points became glaring enough for East African community members that have been grappling with the Common Market agenda since 1999 when the EAC Treaty was signed.Yes, the entire American market the AGOA strives to open has 300 million consumers.

However, the EAC alone has over 100 million consumers making it a third of the American market just next door that we have yet to exploit with less reduced travel and transport logistics.

Looking at the top delegation of the American team that accompanied the Clintons to the Nairobi forum, one could not help noticing a glaring difference between the United States and African countries.

At the opening ceremony, Hillary Clinton recognised the mayor of Dallas, Texas and three congressmen as leading authorities on international trade that would be engaging the AGOA delegates from the continent. Then I sat back and wondered whether in our delegations we had the mayors and MPs from the continent with the capacity to engage the Americans and remain coherent for a one-hour discussion.

In relaying President Obama’s message to the forum, it was clear that the Accra speech last month was still very much in his mind. His desire to support progress in Africa based on partnership rather than patronage was evident.

However, she was quick to add that partnership with the Obama administration came with responsibility. It would not tolerate a society where greed and graft were the dominant currency.

Clinton acknowledged that a lot of media stories emerging out of Africa were those of gloom, doom and despair. If it wasn’t conflict or famine, it was abject poverty. If it wasn’t corruption and election disputes, it was floods and aids ravaging the continent. He acknowledged that the media tended to downplay a lot of good things taking place in the continent.

Her examples included Rwanda’s tremendous progress so soon after the internal strife that claimed nearly a million people. She praised President Kagame’s policies of putting a premium on professionalism and Dr. Ibrahim Mo’s philosophy of supporting and encouraging good governance practices in Africa. According to Clinton, the Obama administration is determined to double aid assistance to Africa by 2014 but will this time do it differently. Development assistance will be directly linked to trade and growth rather than perpetuating dependency on donor aid. It will pitch for advanced agriculture-led growth to ensure that Africa produces enough food to feed its own people. In so doing, governments must in turn reject bad governance, insecurity and corruption by dealing decisively with the culture of impunity.

It was obvious that the Obama administration expects African leaders to lead their people on the path of progress, prosperity and growth and the starting point on this journey must be transparency and accountability to their people.

Using the imagery of poetry and prose, Hillary Clinton quoted an American congressman who once said that politics is governance through poetry.

However, to explain politics to the people, one must go through the difficult and painful process of explaining in prose—so many words.

In concluding her speech, the Secretary of State reminded Africa of the danger of marginalising its women-folk socially, economically and politically, urging the African leaders that they must deal with this omission because it is unacceptable in the present world. And to show that the continent had capable women leaders, she cited success stories of Prof Wangari Mathai of Kenya and Ellen Johnson Sirleaf of Liberia.

Did Clinton bring any goodies to Africa? No, she only brought challenges that Africans must deal with by themselves!

jerryokungu@gmail.com

(newvision.co.ug)

Humor: Technology Animals Invented Millions of Years Ago

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Termites Already Have a Hydrogen Economy

While companies and governments both are spending billions trying to build a future that runs on hydrogen, the tiny, stupid termite has been doing it for millions of years.

In fact, the reason termites like to chew on your house is that they have a whole intricate system working inside their guts that turns wood pulp into hydrogen, and hydrogen into energy.

They’re so efficient that the U.S. Department of Energy is studying them in hopes of just stealing their method; scaling it up so hydrogen could be produced commercially with the same process–hopefully from a gigantic, terrifying 80 foot-tall robot termite.


Yeah, there’s no way this will end poorly.

That’s actually not the only place termites put our energy industry to shame; they build massive, complex mounds up to 30 feet in height with a specific design to manage climate control, using the shape of the mounds and tunnels to drive hot air circulation to specific locations (such as to the rooms that house their fungal gardens).

That’s right: They have community gardens, which they ventilate with the equivalent of an HVAC system while the termite police chase all of the bums off the grass. And their entire nests are giant cooling towers, dispersing waste heat while the workers toil along inside.

When We Invented It:

We’re still decades away from an efficient system for producing cheap hydrogen. And while we do have a firm grasp on central air systems (securing the patent in 1851) we came up with it about 250 million years after termites initially unveiled the technology. Though we do have a firm grasp of killing termites with rolled up ads from Best Buy. So we win, really.

(cracked.com)

Humor: Now hiring truck drivers

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

Now hiring truck drivers

(regretfulmorning.com)

Humor: 26 Ridiculously Questionable T-Shirts

Friday, July 24th, 2009


(i-am-bored.com)

Africans-In-China: Chinese do not really have a racial issue with the Blacks — Suzanne

Monday, July 13th, 2009

By Suzanne

Considering that this post has been written quite long time ago, considering that the traffic of blog-hopping is so vigorous these days, considering that your post is quite an interesting topic to read on, I was wondering why nobody would leave a comment here just to answer your questions or voice out their opinions on this issue?

Anyway, I’m here to do you a favor by replying your confusions. I grew up in a typical Chinese family in Malaysia and I’m very familiar with all the Chinese values, mindsets and principles. Furthermore, I have been discussing this issue with my family and friends since I have discovered the Chinese attitude towards Black people, exactly the same issues you have pointed out. Based on this, I think I’m in a good position to give my humble opinions.

First of all, Chinese don’t hate Blacks. I guess this is because we have no reason to hate them. And we don’t really mix with Blacks too. Based on the history, China and Africa countries didn’t really have such ‘connection’ back in those days like the Americans did. So, majority of the Chinese people, never live with Black community. As far as everyone knows, the Chinese has very strong community-based lifestyle. We stick together as a group within our Chinese community. So if I had never been to an international college, I wouldn’t have make friends with people from other nations. The first foreigner I met was my housemate from Philippines. That was before the Indonesian housemates became to take over. Anyway, i digress. Based on this, the only perceptions we know about the Blacks, we learn them from the media. YUPE. How the media portraits the Black, we take it all in, as we have not really met one ourselves. My parents do not encounter Blacks in their whole life and I do not have a Black friend who grew up with me. Okay, so what we have learned from the media about the Black? Well, correct me if I’m wrong but generally, the Blacks have always been the violent gangsters, if they are not wearing a sunglasses, they are fooling around doing ’stupid’ stuffs on the shows. Our parents just couldn’t take it, either their violence or their humor. So much of disrespecting, I rather say that most of the Chinese are intimidated by the Blacks, considering that most of them have huge muscles and fierce-looking faces. Everything else aside, the Chinese just could not compete with them, i mean physically.

Secondly, the Chinese do not really have a racial issue with the Blacks. We are discrimination towards the color ‘Black’. The Chinese believes that Black represents ‘bad luck’. Call us superstitious but we felt paranoid when we see black cats loitering around our garden, crows flying around our neighborhood or even receiving present that is wrapped with black papers. We don’t wear black on any festivals/ celebrations. Unlike the Western world that sees black and white as the colors of glamor and prestige, the Chinese choose to believe that it’s the color of Devil. Well, at least that’s what the older generation believes. Nowadays, youngsters don’t believe in all the superstitious shit, I don’t believe those things either, but to not offend our parents or grandparents for that matter, we’ll do what they said. And when they specifically told us not to date a Black man/ woman, we listen. Or rather, we had been brainwashed since young.

So, I don’t know whether this is racism or just lack of knowledge, understanding or misconceptions. Or just purely Chinese supremacy. As my mom once confess, they don’t want our next generation to be a mixed blood, be it white or black or brown, just pure Chinese will do. Since Chinese has this strong community mindset going on, don’t be surprise if they even request something more ridiculous. Don’t forget that we have a history of arranged marriage, when only the parents get to choose the bride/groom. Now it’s getting better that we get to choose our spouse BUT with certain ‘requirements’.

The rest of the analysis, I’ll leave it up to you. ^^

Africa: Funny Questions About South Africa

Friday, May 29th, 2009

FUNNY SOUTH aFRICAHave you ever wondered why, in today’s modern times, people across the world still tend to think that South Africa is a primitive country where you have lions walking around in your back yard, or that we don’t have the internet!? I mean, really, come on people! That would be like me thinking that Australians ride to work on kangaroos! But just how far does it go?

We hereby present to you a list of snappy answers to really stupid questions about South Africa:

Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa ? I have never seen it rain.
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it’s only two thousand kilometres, take lots of water…

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa ? (Sweden )
A: So it’s true what they say about Swedes..

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa? Can you send me a list of them in JHB, Cape Town ,Knysna and Jeffrey’s Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? (USA)
A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not…oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is north in South Africa ? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa ? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is…oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in South Africa ? (France)
A: No, WE don’t stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa ? (USA)
A: Anywhere where a significant number of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in South Africa where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa ? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.

Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa ? (Germany)
A: Not yet, but for you, we’ll import them.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round?
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

Q: I was in South Africa in 1969, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Hillbrow. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will probably still have to pay her by the hour.

Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first.

Do you have some of your own snappy answers? Feel free to drop them in the comments.

(blog.travelcrossings.co.za)

World: 7 Year-Old Discovers Racist Couch

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Furniture shopping: Everyone’s done it… a sturdy new coffee table, a firm yet all encompassing easy chair for the TV room – or a full-size, extra cozy couch the whole family can enjoy.

Canadian couple Doris Moore and her husband Douglas decided to make such a purchase – and chose a lovely, brand-new, brown leather set: Couch, loveseat and chair…

What they did not purchase was the particular shade of brown they got.

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The tags, boldly appearing on each piece, told the Moores in no uncertain terms that the color of their comfy new set was actually “Nigger-brown.” Enough to shock even the staunchest bigot where they stand…but that wasn’t the worst part – it was their 7 year old daughter who discovered the flagrantly fiendish flub.

Curiously poking around just after the delivery men left, little Olivia asked mommy what the word meant.

Ms. Moore then got on the phone and began a journey find who was responsible for the insulting label.

A Chinese software company called Kingsoft Corp. acknowledged that the issue was created by a translator program it had written – one that would make the English speaking world understand what they were printing on their furniture’s labels.

Kingsoft apologized and indicated the “N” word was simply misspelled. It was supposed to be “Niger” coined after the river of the same name – which is dark brown in color.

The Moore’s however, aren’t satisfied. They retained counsel and are looking for more than just a simple apology.

“Something more has to be done. We don’t just need a personal apology, but someone needs to own up to where these labels were made, and someone needs to apologize to all people of color,” Moore said. “I had friends over from St. Lucia yesterday and they wouldn’t sit on the couch.”

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(weirdasianews.com)

China: China sex theme park demolished

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

Love Land

Love Land had been due to open in October

China’s first sex theme park, aimed at improving both the sex education and the sex life of its visitors, has been torn down before it even opened.

The owners were “interested only in profiting from sensationalism,” the China Daily reported one official said.

Due to open in Chongqing in October, Love Land was to have included displays of giant genitalia, naked bodies and an exhibition on the history of sex.

The park was set to offer workshops on sex technique and safe-sex methods.

But the plans left Chongqing officials red-faced, correspondents say.

The officials called the planned park “vulgar, ill-minded and misleading”, said China Daily.

“Sex is a taboo subject in China but people really need to have more access to information about it,” the park’s manager, Lu Xiaoqing told the China Daily state newspaper before the park was demolished.

“We are building the park for the good of the public. I have found that the majority of people support my idea, but I have to pay attention and not make the park look vulgar and nasty.”

Among the attractions had been a giant rotating statue of the lower part of a nearly naked woman.

(BBC)

Technology: 35 Creative USB Drive Designs

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

There are lots of USB Drive Designs on the web that’s why we collected some of the creative and cool USB Drive designs and showcase it here. For today’s inspiration, here is 35 Creative USB Drive Designs.

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Which ones are your favorites? We would appreciate if you share your comments with us. More Showcase of cool designs will be featured in here so make sure to Subscribe our RSS Feed to get the latest Updates.

(blueblots.com)

Africa: Going bananas for energy in Africa

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

Bunches of bananas

Bananas provide food, wine and beer - and now maybe fuel as well

By Matt McGrath
Science reporter, BBC World Service

You’ve heard of “green” fuel. Now get ready for yellow as scientists have found a way to turn banana waste into a sustainable fuel source that could be relevant to many countries across Africa.

Banana waste

Rotting banana skins are mashed into a pulp, then mixed with saw dust

The simple, low-tech idea, was developed by researchers at Nottingham University.

They used banana skins to create briquettes that can be burned for cooking, lighting and heating.

It could alleviate the burden of gathering firewood, the dominant energy source in many parts of the continent.

This would help reduce deforestation, which makes a significant contribution to global climate change.

Go yellow

In some African countries, like Rwanda, bananas are an important and versatile crop, used for food, wine and beer.

But experts estimate that the edible fruit makes up just a small part of what the plant produces.

The banana skins bind other materials together really well, they act like glue
Joel Chaney,Nottingham University

According to scientists, for every one tonne of bananas, there are an estimated ten tonnes of waste, made up of skins, leaves and stems.

It was on a visit to Rwanda that Joel Chaney, a PhD student from the University of Nottingham came up with the idea of developing a low-tech approach to turn this banana waste into an efficient fuel source.

Back in the laboratory at the University’s faculty of engineering, Joel showed me how to make bananas burn.

He first mashes a pile of rotting skins and leaves. This pulp is then mixed with saw dust, compressed and dried to create briquettes that ignite readily and throw out a steady heat, ideal for cooking.

“The banana skins bind other materials together really well, they act like glue,” says Mr Chaney.

Banana briquettes

The banana mixture dries into briquettes which can be burned on a stove

“We can then either form the material into a ball by hand, or use a press to squeeze the materials together and squeeze the liquid out.

“Once we’ve pressed them we can lay the briquettes outside in the sun, and within about two weeks we have some dried fuel.”

The emphasis of the project has been on developing a simple technology that can be used in developing countries without the need for a large financial outlay.

Over the years there have been many attempts to develop new stoves and fuel sources in Africa that have failed because they were too expensive or did not take on board local needs.

These briquettes are made by hand, we haven’t used any mechanical equipment at all
Mike Clifford,Nottingham University

Mike Clifford is associate professor in the department of engineering at Nottingham. Standing around a stove in the laboratory that’s using banana briquettes to boil water, he says he is really pleased with the project.

“This is working really well. These briquettes we’ve made by hand, we haven’t used any mechanical equipment at all. No technology and we’ve had a really good result,” he says.

“We’re starting from very basic problems and we are making the solutions as simple and accessible as possible to the people that need them.

“It’s almost seen as a new colonialism, imposing solutions on people in developing countries, we are very keen not to do that.”

Saving firewood

The scientists believe that banana fuel might help reduce dependence on wood as an energy source across Africa.

Banana briquettes

The briquettes are easily made, no machinery is required

In some of the continent’s biggest banana-producing countries like Rwanda, Tanzania and Burundi, more than 80% of current energy needs are met from burning wood.

This has a very damaging impact on the environment leading to deforestation which contributes to climate change. Gathering wood for fuel is also a time consuming job, mainly done by women.

“In some areas wood fuel is getting depleted and you are getting deforestation. Women sometimes have to walk over six hours a day to get firewood,” says Joel Chaney.

“This is a way to use waste from crops like bananas, to make them burn in a better way because loose residue most often just burns too rapidly.

“Imagine just putting some straw onto your fire at home. It just goes up in flames, you can’t cook food over it, while the briquettes provide a way to cook food in a much better way.”

The Nottingham researchers say their low-tech approach is a small step along the way of meeting the millennium goals and helping people out of poverty.

They say that they are happy to give the idea away for free and are encouraging people who want to use the idea to get in touch.

Africa: Can a white guy be African-American?

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

Paulo Serodio says he is.

Born and raised in Mozambique and now a naturalized U.S. citizen, Serodio, 45, has filed a lawsuit against a New Jersey medical school, claiming he was harassed and ultimately suspended for identifying himself during a class cultural exercise as a “white African-American.”

“I wouldn’t wish this to my worst enemy,” he said. “I’m not exaggerating. This has destroyed my life, my career.”

The lawsuit, which asks for Serodio’s reinstatement at the school and monetary damages, named the Newark-based University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey and several doctors and university employees as defendants.

Filed Monday in U.S. District Court in New Jersey, the lawsuit traces a series of events that Serodio maintains led to his 2007 suspension, starting with a March 2006 cultural exercise in a clinical skills course taught by Dr. Kathy Ann Duncan, where each student was asked to define themselves for a discussion on culture and medicine.

After Serodio labeled himself as a white African-American, another student said she was offended by his comments and that, because of his white skin, was not an African-American.

According to the lawsuit, Serodio was summoned to Duncan’s office where he was instructed “never to define himself as an African-American … because it was offensive to others and to people of color for him to do so.”

“It’s crazy,” Serodio’s attorney Gregg Zeff told ABCNews.com. “Because that’s what he is.”

Serodio, who lives in Newark, said he never meant to offend anyone and calling himself African-American doesn’t detract from another person’s heritage.

Neither the American Civil Liberties Union nor the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People responded to messages seeking comment on the meaning of African-American.

The Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary defines African-American as “an American of African and especially of black African descent.”

“There are people of all races who are African,” Serodio said, adding that he’s never had a problem identifying himself as an African-American until that day in Duncan’s class.

Zeff pointed out that Serodio only labeled himself after his instructors asked him to do so and was then penalized for it.

Defending an Identity or Unprofessional Behavior?

Serodio said he is a third-generation African of Portuguese ethnicity whose great-grandfather emigrated to Mozambique. He came to the U.S. in 1984 after being accepted at New York University.

He met his future wife and started a family and, after deciding to settle in the U.S. permanently, got his citizenship in the early 1990s. After doing research work on and off, including for UMDNJ, with pauses in between to be a stay-at-home dad, Serodio said he decided to become a doctor to follow in his parents footsteps.

His plan, he said, was to become a doctor and join Doctors Without Borders where he could travel back to Africa to do charity work like his parents, either as an internist or possibly a neurologist. He started medical school, he said, when his eldest child was in first grade.

The family, he said, had hoped to hold a joint graduation party this spring– for his son’s passing out of fourth grade and for Serodio’s graduation from medical school. But they will only be celebrating his son’s achievements this year.

The lawsuit claims Serodio began to be harassed by other students who sought disciplinary action against him for his statement in Duncan’s class, but was never given a chance to defend his views against the complaints.

UMDNJ spokesman Jeffrey Tolvin told ABCNews.com that university officials had not yet seen the lawsuit.

“We have no comment on this matter,” he said.

In September 2006, Serodio said he again asked to define himself culturally as part of another course exercise. Again, according to the lawsuit he said he was a “white African-American.” And again, he was called to the course instructor’s office and told never to define himself that way again.

According to the lawsuit, Serodio then wrote an article for the student newspaper, titled “A More Colorful View Than Black and White,” in an attempt to explain his self-identification and to call for tolerance at the school.

But when complaints started pouring into Dr. I. Thomas Cohen, then the dean of student affairs, the lawsuit alleges that Serodio was called in again and told by Cohen that if he “lay low for awhile” Cohen would see that a record of the incident would not be placed in Serodio’s transcript.

Serodio told ABCNews.com that he believes that America has outgrown the labels of black and white, something he wrote about in the article.

His own children, he said, are of mixed ethnicity – European and Chinese. In his own case, he said, “There’s a distinction to be made here between ethnicity and being from Africa.”

Spiraling Out of Control

The lawsuit claims Serodio tried to stop publication on the newspaper article, but was too late. In response, the professor of the latter cultural class posted a reply on the bulletin boards at the medical school stating that Serodio “had failed to learn professionalism and humanism.”

That’s when, according to the lawsuit, the harassment, some physical, began in earnest. According to the lawsuit, Serodio’s tires were vandalized in December of 2006, other students put up posters slamming him and he was denied protection by the school.

In January 2007, Serodio was made to promise he would never again write in any public forum at the school at the risk of facing disciplinary action, according to the lawsuit.

But Zeff said that the same month, his client was designated as the person who would take notes from a particular class for posting online, as was customary. The notes, Zeff said, contained a few jokes and comments as was typical for students who posted notes online and had been approved by the class professor.

But after a fellow student complained, the same professor that approved the notes filed a complaint about their content, according to the lawsuit, and school officials demanded that Serodio submit to a psychiatric evaluation.

The evaluation was given in April 2007 and Serodio was declared “fit for medical student functions,” according to the lawsuit. But after a disciplinary hearing on April 1, which consisted of testimony from anyone claiming to be offended by Serodio’s comments, he was notified of his suspension.

The lawsuit claims Serodio was suspended on May 15, 2007 for a period “of not less than one year.”

Messages and e-mails left with Duncan and Cohen as well as UMDNJ Dean Dr. Robert Johnson were not returned.

His suspension, which Serodio said was for “unprofessional behavior,” meant he was unable to take the board exams reserved for students preparing to enter third year and therefore could not transfer elsewhere to continue his education even though he completed all the second-year coursework.

Resolving the Issue

Serodio told ABCNews.com that he was technically reinstated last spring, but it was too late to start his third year because he still had not been allowed to take his second-year exams.

“I feel unprepared now,” he said. “That was very penalizing to me.”

So Serodio said he decided to take a year’s leave of absence to spend time with his children and get things sorted out with the school, while trying to stay current on his studies for the exam.

The lawsuit is asking for reinstatement to UMDNJ and to the National Board of Medical Examiners so Serodio be allowed to take his board exams. The suit is also asking for recognition that UMDNJ’s actions were discriminatory and retaliatory and for unspecified monetary damages.

“I felt this issue had to be resolved,” he said.

For now, Serodio is hoping to be able to get his medical degree and put what he considers to be the humiliation of the incident behind him.

“He’s lost a part of his career,” Zeff said. “He’s lost two years of his life.”

(abcnews.go.com)

Technology: Classmates.com Employees Won’t Tell CEO About Facebook

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

SEATTLE—Employees at Classmates.com—an online service that enables users to find and communicate with people from their past for a monthly fee—have done everything in their power to keep the company’s CEO from finding out about the wildly popular social networking site Facebook. “He knows something is going on,” Classmates.com web coder Josh Krzysch said while combing his boss’s newspaper and removing any offending articles. “The other day he asked me why people aren’t interested in getting in touch with old friends anymore, and I told him that the Internet just isn’t very popular right now. What else was I supposed to say?” Employees claim that unless things somehow miraculously improve by next month, they plan to quietly pack up their desks and leave in the middle of the night.
(theonion.com)

Humor: The 8 Stages Of Alcohol Consumption

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009


April 21st, 2009 | 12:48 pm
During the course of a night out on the town, a person likes to have a drink, or twenty.  And on that voyage, there are some very clear stages you pass through.  We decided to outline them for you, so that you could monitor where you’re at during the night.
Stage 1: “I Could Go For A Few Beers”
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You’ve decided to start the night off right by kicking back a few brews with your friends and relaxing a little.  You take the opportunity to catch up on the events of the day, and kill the time until the alcohol kicks in.  A hilarious discussion about a topical viral video that everyone watched at work today will kill most of that time, and you also brought up “this crazy episode of House” that you watched earlier in the week, which all of your friends agree was “really crazy.”  You and your buddies will waste time with sighs, awkward silences, and funny stories about your youthful days until the booze goes to work.
Stage 2: “This Beer Tastes Awesome”
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By now, the alcohol has started to soak into your blood stream.  You’re feeling relaxed, loose, and comfortable.  Most importantly, that beer you’re drinking has changed.  Twenty minutes ago, you almost had to choke it down, but now it tastes absolutely delicious.  In fact, you’re pretty sure the bartender did something different to it to make it so delicious. So how do you get more beer?  Well, since one of your buddies is already up at the bar, you can just yell at him to get you another!  It’ll save you the walk over there, and the other people in the crowded bar won’t mind you yelling your friend’s name over and over. In fact, you don’t even have to use words, once you get his attention.  Just point at your glass, then point at him, and raise your eyebrows.  If he doesn’t understand, just do the same thing again, but really accentuate the gestures more.  If he still doesn’t get it, just start yelling really loudly at him.  Whatever you do, don’t just walk across the bar and get it yourself.  That would be a waste of time!
Stage 3: “We’re All Doing Shots!”
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The only people who willingly swallow a disgusting liquid and then say “oh yeah!” afterwards are drunk people and porn stars.  And both usually have a high percentage of ending their night with something stuck in their asshole.   During this stage, you usually put your arms around people and say things like “This guy right here…this fuggin guy…this is the guy, right here…” but never actually say anything about that guy.  And since no one ever wants to do shots alone, what usually happens is you try and rally your friends to do it by giving them a speech like it’s half time of the Super Bowl and you’re down 27 points.  “Come on you guys.  Let’s f&*king do this!  I’m tired of you guys sitting around being f&^king pussies!  You need to step this shit up!”
Stage 4: “A Grizzly Bear Would Kick A Gorilla’s Ass In A Fight.”
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Drunk people are like Bill O’Reilly, they have a ton of opinions, and they think if they yell them loud enough, it makes them right.  At this point in the night, you’re feeling pretty confident in yourself, and pretty much anything anyone says or does will cause you to start an argument.  You basically become a woman on her period, except less bloated.  Then you force everyone to take a side in some made up argument like, “Would you rather get a blowjob from a dude, or get boned in the ass by a girl wearing a strap-on?”
Stage 5: “I Am Going To Drink All The Time Every Day Forever.”
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Right now you have no idea why you haven’t spent your entire life drinking because DRINKING IS TOTALLY AWESOME. Everything rules. All those stupid little problems you had earlier in the day don’t matter. In fact, you can’t even remember what they were because THIS SONG ON THE JUKEBOX IS THE GREATEST SONG YOU’VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE! Holy shit this is an epic night. You realize how much you really, truly love your friends and, starting tomorrow, you’re totally going to start on all those plans you were talking about the last time you went out drinking. Like applying to Grad school, and writing that screenplay and going to the gym five days a week. You’re life is going to be different from now on. You’re a new man who’s going to get shit done. But first, let’s get another round and PUT THAT SONG ON THE JUKEBOX AGAIN. In fact, this song is so good, you’re going to play this song five times in a row, just so everyone in this bar understands how AWESOMELY EPIC THIS SONG IS. Drinking rules.
Stage 6: “Your Face Is A Stupid Face.”
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At this point, you’re “totally fun night out with your friends” turns a corner to become a “dark journey into the recesses of your mind.” You feel the need to voice (loudly) all the problems you have with your friends. You feel it is your duty to bring up anything from an old pal’s tendency to always be late, to a friend’s inability to deal with a childhood molestation. So you climb up on your high horse and find fault with everyone at the table except yourself. Then come the horrible impressions of your friends that just consist of “Hey check me out, I’m mike and I think of other chicks when I’m doing my girlfriend!” meanwhile Mike is standing next to his girlfriend. And when someone tells you to A) Chill out or B) Shut up, you can only respond with petty, verbal attacks that make fun of your friend’s hair/clothes/face. You will spend many hours of the next day saying things like, “Uhh, hey man, I think I said a few things that…ya know, maybe I shouldn’t have. I was pretty bombed. We’re cool, right?”
Stage 7: “This Sidewalk Is Having Some Problems”
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For obvious reasons, the night usually comes to a close after Stage 6. So, on your way home, fully blacked out, you realize that pouring buckets of alcohol into your face for seven straight hours actually does have an affect on your ability to stand, walk, and move your limbs. Staggering home to your bed becomes your main focus, but for some reason you find yourself stopping to tell random passersby your thoughts, which consist mainly of, “Whoooooo! The (Insert Favorite Sports Team) are totally gonna WHOOOOO!” Then you usually fall down into someone’s yard and offer a policeman a beer.
Stage 8: “Your…Pudgerdugffffgjjjj…Tell You Some…Farderschmard?”
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During this final stage, everything that comes out of your mouth sounds like a cross between Fat Albert’s Mushmouth and Kurt Cobain (after he blew his head off.) You will have no recollection of what you do at this point, but you will stumble around your house eating whatever stale snack foods you have in your cupboard and then fall asleep on your couch while trying to masturbate to late-night infomercials. The next day you will wake up with a dry mouth, a splitting headache and an extremely flaccid penis in your hand (thankfully it’s your own.)
(holytaco.com)

World: G20 agrees $1.1 trillion to help economy

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

LONDON (Reuters) - World leaders agreed to $1.1 trillion in financing to strengthen the world economy and toughened up the regulations on banks, hedge funds and tax haven at their G20 summit on Thursday.

Stocks jumped on the G20 news, along with a U.S. decision to loosen accounting rules for toxic assets.

Below are comments from analysts and economists on the G20 leaders’ actions:

JIM ROLLO, EUROPEAN ECONOMICS PROFESSOR, SUSSEX UNIVERSITY

“All in all, it sounds like good news. The extra funding for the IMF is obviously good news and the trade financing is important because global trade has been falling off a cliff. That should be good for the big exporters such as China and other emerging economies including Brazil — it should please the Germans as well.

“It’s important because this crisis is moving from affecting people in countries where there is some safety net to emerging economies where there is nothing to protect them at all.

“On protectionism, we will have to see how things develop. Naming and shaming can help because all these leaders want to be seen as working together at the summit and they will worry about the possibility of their peers saying bad things about them.”

LARS CHRISTENSEN, CHIEF EMERGING MKT ANALYST, DANSKE BANK:

“I don’t think the markets will be overly excited about it but there’s no reason to be disappointed either. Nobody had really hoped for more than we’re getting.”

“Two things are noteworthy. The intentions on raising the funds for the IMF and restarting the Doha round, both something that from an emerging markets perspective is positive.”

“Of course, the IMF money to a large extent will have to be spent on Central and Eastern Europe, so in that sense they’re getting something out of that …. If there was a real commitment to free trade…a continent like Africa would benefit tremendously, especially if we were to do something about farm subsidies and the like that are tremendously damaging for Africa and other developing countries.”

OMER ESINER, SENIOR MARKET ANALYST, RUESCH INTERNATIONAL, WASHINGTON

“The bottom line is that it’s a positive for risk appetite in the near term and we’ve seen equity markets react positively overnight and this morning and I think the dollar is under pressure as a result.”

GORDON SHEPHERD, DIRECTOR OF GLOBAL POLICY, WWF ENVIRONMENTAL GROUP

“There are some words about it but there is no clear evidence that this money will go into the green economy. We are looking for money that will go into low carbon development.

We were hoping the world’s leaders would show real leadership.”

JOHN SAUVEN, EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR, GREENPEACE

“Hundreds of billions were found for the IMF and World Bank, but for making the transition to a green economy there is no money on the table, just vague aspirations, talks about talks and agreements to agree.”

“A clear financial commitment to green investment and jobs could have helped kick-start a green economy and tackle climate change.”

ESWAR PRASAD, GLOBAL ECONOMICS ANALYST, BROOKINGS INSTITUTION, WASHINGTON

“The U.S. has proven to be rather conciliatory on a variety of fronts, it did not insist too much on additional fiscal stimulus and other types of stimulus measures, but instead it looks like the U.S. was willing to settle for an impressive headline number of $5 trillion, which is the total amount of stimulus that’s already been put into the system by the G20 countries.”

On the increased financial commitments for the IMF and trade finance, “the fact that it was not just the U.S., U.K. and Japan, but many of the emerging markets including China have come along, is definitely a testament to the persuasive powers of the Obama administration.”

STEVEN SCHRAGE, CENTER FOR STRATEGIC AND INTERNATIONAL AND STRATEGIC STUIDES, WASHINGTON

“The progress on the IMF and the trade financing is significant, it met or exceeded expectations.”

“It seems like they’re throwing out huge numbers on stimulus, but it’s unclear whether this is just double counting things that have already been spent, or whether it’s actually gotten new commitments and follow-up is going to be key.”

“The G8s are legendary for making bold statements that kind of fall on deaf ears or are toothless.”

Asked how Obama fared, Schrage said: “In terms of the diplomatic handling of the trip, I thought it went extremely well. In terms of substance, the devil is going to be in the details in terms of what they agreed. Obviously he was massively handicapped by both the short nature of the time that he’s been in office and the brief nature of this meeting.”

NIGEL RENDALL, EMERGING MARKET STRATEGIST, ROYAL BANK OF CANADA

“Markets do seem to be taking it positively, although it would only take one bad piece of data to knock them back again. The IMF funding is more than expected, and in so far as that means there is a larger pot of money available to bail out troubled economies that is good news. But these troublespots particularly in Eastern Europe are still there and this will not make them go away overnight.

“The positive pieces of economic data in the last couple of days to provide a crumb of comfort but we are in a very deep recession and this is not going to get us out overnight.

“Having more money may make the IMF more lenient in terms of not cracking down on spending or forcing austerity measures — but that may not be good news in terms of attracting foreign investors back to these economies.

“If you were to really believe this was going to work, then you would want to be going into the higher yielding emerging economies such as Brazil, Turkey and South Africa. Eastern Europe is a different case and I don’t think you would want to go back to their yet.”

SARAH HEWIN, SENIOR ECONOMIST, STANDARD CHARTERED, LONDON

“We expected that one of the key announcements would be a huge boost to the IMF. What has been announced is at the top of the range. Market response has been positive in terms of reduced risk aversion. “It is going to be a help to poorer countries that have been hit by the sharp decline in trade flows.

“We need to see more details about what the approach to impaired assets is.”

WIN THIN, SENIOR FX STRATEGIST, BROWN BROTHERS HARRIMAN AND CO., NEW YORK:

“Shock and awe from IMF boosts EM (emerging market) outlook,” said in research note.

“Any moves to increase public sector flows to EM (emerging markets) will be welcome, with or without strict IMF conditionality attached. News is helping EM FX rally, and even though the economic outlook remains dicey, the IMF news could at least remove financing and default fears from the market.”

JULIAN ZELIZER, PRINCETON UNIVERSITY HISTORY PROFESSOR

“It was a good start. The leaders realized that there will need to be international solutions to a global crisis or domestic recovery will not work. Pressure resulted in support for tougher financial regulation which is the only way to prevent future breakdowns. This is just a start, a three hour one, but it was a good foundation.”

World: China’s wish for a ‘world currency’ is just that, a wish

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Talk of a “world currency” has started with statements by China’s premier and the head of its central bank. But it’s a silly kerfluffle.

China now realizes that by buying up $2 trillion of other nations’ money it chose to perch on the end of a very rotten financial branch. It craves a safer position, but there really isn’t one. So it has sent signals of its discomfort. That touched off coded exchanges with U.S. officials, ones misunderstood not only by ordinary citizens, but by currency traders who should know better.

China purchased all this foreign money to keep the value of its own currency as cheap as possible. Once China had the money, it needed to hold these funds in some form. Most went into short-term U.S. Treasurys or other dollar-denominated bonds and some into bonds in euros, pounds or yen.

The United States is doing two things that threaten the value of these Chinese-owned assets. First, the Fed is increasing the base of the U.S. money supply dramatically as it lends money freely to keep AIG and other financial firms from going under. Second, the Treasury is borrowing unprecedented sums of money to fund huge budget deficits.

Two weeks ago, Chinese premier Wen Jiabao said these developments worried him. He has good reason for concern. It is always dangerous for one nation to loan money to another nation in the second nation’s currency. No one in their right mind would loan to Paraguay in guaranis or to Nigeria in naira. The U.S. president and Treasury secretary responded by reminding the premier that U.S. treasury bonds are considered the world’s safest investment. Over 220 years, our government has never failed to make a single interest or principal payment when due.

That is true and it is completely irrelevant, as Barack Obama, Tim Geithner and Wen all know.

The United States can always print Federal Reserve notes to pay principal and interest on its bonds. The question is what those greenbacks will be worth, either in terms of their buying power within the United States or relative to other currencies.

One purpose of this dialogue was for China to signal its citizens that a foreign power, the United States, is responsible for any economic ills that may come down the pike. And Wen reminded the U.S. government that China can create difficulties by simply not continuing to keep vast sums in the United States.

Obama and Geithner’s statements also served a domestic purpose, trying to reassure U.S. citizens that they know what they are doing. They are not willing to tell the public how bad a set of choices we face, between financial sector collapse and depression on one hand and inflation and a doubled national debt on the other.

And so Chinese officials voiced wistful fantasies of an international currency that would allow them to have their cake and eat it too. Such a currency, they dream, would allow them to promote their exports with a weak currency but never run the risk of losing the value of their foreign exchange holdings. For some new currency to displace the U.S. dollar as a reserve currency, you would need huge amounts of bonds denominated in that new currency. That isn’t likely unless there is a corresponding multinational government to borrow via such bonds. There is no chance of that happening in time to affect either the United States or China in the foreseeable future.

Economist Edward Lotterman teaches and writes in St. Paul, Minn. Write him at ed@edlotterman.com.

(.idahostatesman.com)

Africa: I’ve never had sex in my life,say this 88-yr old nurse

Monday, March 30th, 2009
By THOMAS OGAGA USHIE
Gwendolyn is her name. Ordinarily, she would be taken for a grandma. But this 88, year-old nurse is several poles apart from that ascription.
Last week when encountered by National LIFE, she dropped the bombshell: that she has never had sex with any man in life. In essence, this octogenarian who though a missionary  but not a Reverend Sister, is a virgin!
She has spent more than 40 years in Nigeria.  She witnessed the lowering of the Union Jack and the hoisting of the Nigerian National Flag. Recounting the post independent days, she said with nostalgia: “Where I came from is quite different from Nigeria.  There, the government takes care of us. Even up till date, they still look after me by remitting some stipends to me. In those days, we did not give offertory in the church.  The government took care of the church.   But here in Nigeria, bad leaders have spoiled the country. I believe things will get better soon.
“Some weeks ago, the Reverend Father said that robbers raided some churches.  I was very shocked.  I have heard of robbers stealing but not in the church.  It wasn’t like this in those days. Things have gone worse to the extent that offertory are being stolen in the church.  It is bad,” she lamented.
Beaming with smiles in the Holy Family Home, Regina Mundi Centre, Mushin, she said: “My name is Gwendolyn which means ‘a gift from God’.” Although she has refused to go back to her country of origin, she would not fail to let you know where she comes from.  When our reporter enquired about her welfare, she quickly educated him: “I am not a Nigerian.  I am from Barbados.”
A nurse by profession, this 88-year-old woman left the comfort of her country for a missionary work in Nigeria after undergoing same in many other countries. And she has lived a sexless life in order to do the work of God, giving back, the gift God has given to her.
“I had a wonderful childhood. I came from a very wonderful country. While I was in school, I told my mother that I don’t want to marry.  I wanted to give my life to missionary work and which I did. I was under 16 when I applied to become a nurse.  But the school authorities turned me down because they had a policy of not admitting students below 16 years in age.  I was later instructed to write another application which I did and was admitted.
“Upon completion of my nursing course, I proceeded to the London Bible College and furthered to Israel where I studied for five years.
“After my studies, I embarked on missionary works in Japan, China, India, and many other countries before coming to Nigeria.
Coping without sex
“One can subdue the lust of the flesh and live without having sex.  Marriage is very good when you have the right person.  If you marry the wrong person, you are in a very big trouble” she said.
Does it presuppose that she did not see the right person to have spent 88 years on earth without marriage? She responded in the negative. “I gave my life to God’s work and chose  the life of celibacy.  I have no regret for not marrying or living without sex all this while!”
Advice for immoral youths
Can mortals serve God without sex? Mama Gwendolyn said that “in the sisterhood here, there are young, beautiful girls who are serving God faithfully and would not marry but are happy.  Sex is good.  But it must be done within the confine of marriage institution. Young boys and girls should channel their energies to their educational development because every good thing would come at its appropriate time.  You can cope without sex.”
Given the opportunity to go back to her country, would she oblige? “No!” she answered. “I have lost my sisters and brothers.  But I still communicate with nephews and nice. We speak on phone.  One of them visited me some time ago.”
(thenationallife.com)

World: 10 Most Horrific Russian Torture Devices

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

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The Web seems obsessed by all things Russian at the moment, so what could kindle our curiosity more than a selection of torture devices from that colossal country, preserved for our pleasure? OK, so they’re more Spanish Inquisition than KGB interrogation, but that makes little difference when all we care about is how sadistically sick they are. Enjoy.

1. The Mask of Infamy: who’s been a dirty devil?
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More a form of public humiliation than a torture device, the Mask of Infamy nevertheless made the culprit pay their sins. Locked onto the head for a time decided by the accuser, the Mask itself kept physical torment to a minimum – though sadists will be pleased to know wearers were often chained to a post, where people in the vicinity could torture them.

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Sometimes the Mask contained a ball or some other device to stop the wearer’s wailing. The design of the Mask is said to have been left up to the fantasies of local craftsmen, though it may also have been linked to the type of offense – a case of the punishment fitting the crime.

2. The Street Sweeper’s Daughter: wrapped up in her lovely arms
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This contraption may have got its name from the Scavenger’s Daughter, an identical model of cruel ingenuity kept in the Tower of London. Born in the 1500s, it’s a charming example of the constraint devices that were all the rage in the Inquisition. Like the Rack in reverse, it worked by compressing rather than stretching the body: the victim’s head was locked into the top point of the A-frame, with their hands at the mid-point and legs at the lower end.

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Through carefully studied design, the head was pushed down and knees forced up into a crouching position so squashed it quickly caused acute muscular cramps in the guts and forced blood from the nose and ears. In time the person went from a state of suffering to one of utter madness. Lovely.

3. The Jerking: caught in an uncompromising position
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Although far from a form of self-stimulation, the Jerking was believed to be a light type of torture, and was widely used in the trials of yesteryear. The arms of the accused were bound behind their back, and a rope around their wrists was tied to a winch. Victims were left hanging by their arms in this less than compromising position or – you guessed it – violently jerked in what appears to have been a form of Strappado or reverse hanging.

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If all this sounds too timid, weights were often tied to the ill-fated person’s feet and their flesh ripped with pliers. Apparently jurists of the time thought witchcraft enabled the guilty to endure torture without confessing. It must have been some witchcraft.

4. Water Torture: beyond the pale
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To, erm, execute this form of torture, the accused was placed on a kind of rack that consisted of a long wooden frame with a raised central part, as well as a pillory-like design at one end. Once the victim’s hands and feet were locked, the torturer went about his dirty work in one of several ways.

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One method involved forcing the none-too thirsty individual to swallow large amounts of water via a funnel, with the bloated body then beaten repeatedly with heavy blows. Another technique saw a cloth tube inserted as deeply – and roughly – as possible down the victim’s throat before being slowly filled with water, thus choking them. Thanks but no thanks.

5. The Witch’s Chair: definitely no armchair ride
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This “remedy” must have extracted a confession or two in its time with the pain it was capable of inflicting. Under suspicion of being a witch or in some other way in union with the devil, the accused was undressed and made to sit in the chair against those tasty spikes in the back- and arm-rests, while the wrists and ankles were shackled. The procedure sometimes dragged on well beyond 24 hours, and even surviving the torture without confessing was deemed proof of guilt of witchery, punishable by death. A no-win situation if there ever was one.

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In later, more sophisticated versions – described below – the iron points could be heated up for an added dose of searing agony.

6. The Head Crusher: what it says on the tin – forget the aspirin
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This grisly product of the Dark Ages didn’t need a fancy name. With the chin placed over the bottom bar and the skull snugly beneath the domed cap, the torturer would begin turning the screw that must have been anything but music to the ears of the accused. The screw pressed against the cap, slowly compacting the head. Thus in awful sequence, first the teeth were crushed, shattering the jaw; then the eyes were squeezed from their sockets; and lastly the brain matter was forced from the ears.

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Another sure-fire method of wringing out a confession, this method of torture could be drawn out for hours if the torturer was a particularly sadistic specimen. Shockingly, versions of the Head Crusher may still be used in parts of the world today.

7. The Rack: torn limb from limb
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A classic. One of the most feared and agonising of all torture devices, The Rack was also mechanically precise and so perfect for the incremental pain of interrogation. It consisted of a rectangular frame, to which the wrists and ankles of the accused were tied or chained at either end.

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Rollers, a handle and ratchet were used to gradually increase the tension on the victim’s arms and legs, inducing unspeakable pain. The bones were slowly dislocated with a horrendously loud crack before the limbs were plucked from their joints and eventually torn apart with similarly sickening popping sounds. Models that appeared in the late Middle Ages often had spikes to pierce the victim’s back, increasing the torment and the chance of crippling injury if they were spared.

8. The Guided Cradle: intruding where it really hurts
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OK, let’s get this over with: an excruciating looking instrument sometimes referred to as the Judas Cradle or Chair. The accused was sat on top of a pyramid-shaped seat, with the point implanted rudely in their naked nether regions.

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Some theories suggest the idea was to stretch and slowly impale the victim, with weights perhaps added to their legs. Others reckon the emphasis lay on hoisting and repeatedly lowering the victim onto the tip, varying the pressure while keeping them awake – hence its other name: the Vigil. Either way, it was pretty near unbearable. Apparently originally designed to get people to talk without causing undue injury and breakage of bones, it could still easily break the skin – while also leaving a few mental scars – and was potentially fatal. Heard enough?

9. The Hand Saw: straight down the line brutality
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Torture devices don’t come more downright extreme than the Hand Saw, and the diagram leaves little to the imagination. The victim was hung upside down to supply the brain with oxygen and slow down the blood loss so that they didn’t lose consciousness and died a suitably slow and excruciating death.

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This cheap but effective two-man torture method was used to cut people in half throughout the Middle Ages, with those accused of adultery and blasphemy among the many who felt the Saw’s teeth bite. In Russia it seems to have been a favourite with judges for witches impregnated by “nightmare devils” or even by Satan himself. Now there’s an argument in favour of contraception.

10. The Chair of Torture: are you sitting comfortably?
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The Chair of Torture dates back to the Middle Ages but may have been used till the late 19th Century. Not quite Russian Revolution territory, then, though fear of those myriad spikes might have kept a few of the masses in line. This ultimate interrogation chair had spikes covering the seat, back, and arm-, leg- and footrests – but there was no rest, for the wicked or anyone else who sat in this thing.

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The victim’s wrists were strapped in to prevent movement, while bars and other movable parts pressed against the limbs ensuring the tips penetrated the flesh deeper. A quick death was far from guaranteed. No vital organs were pierced and the pressure of the spikes themselves plugged wounds, slowing blood loss and often keeping victims alive for a day or more.

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The psychological fear these torture devices aroused was often enough to extract a confession, and victims were frequently forced to watch others subjected to the treatment and witness the pain they too could soon be facing.

(environmentalgraffiti.com)

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Thursday, March 12th, 2009


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Humor: Now that Obama is President, everybody wants a black friend.

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

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