Welcome to Air Burundi ! ( Humour)
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is
Your captain Butoyi welcoming both seated and
Standing passengers on board of Air Burundi .
We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due
to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at
the bakery. This is flight 126 to Bujumbura .
Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up
somewhere in
Burundi . If luck is in our favor, we may
even be
landing on your village!
Air Burundi has an excellent safety-record.
In fact
our safety standards are so high that even
terrorists
are afraid to fly with us! It is with
pleasure, I
announce that starting this year over 30% of
our
passengers have reached their destination.
If our
engines are too noisy for you, on passenger
request,
we can arrange to turn them off! To make
your free
fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we
serve
complimentary beer and Waragi! For our
not-so-religious passengers, we are the only
airline
who can help you find out if there really is
a God!
We regret to inform you, that today’s
in-flight
movie
will not be shown as we forgot to record it
from the
television. But for our movie buffs, we will
be
flying right next to Kenya Airways, where
their
movie will be visible from the right side of
the cabin
window.
There is no smoking allowed in this
airplane. Any
smoke you see in the cabin is only the early
warning
system on the engines telling us to slow
down! In
order to catch important landmarks, we try
to fly as
close as possible for the best view. If,
however, we
go a little too close, do let us know. Our
enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right
through
the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an
upright
position for take-off and fasten your
seat-belt. For
those of you who can’t find a seat-belt,
kindly.
fasten
your own belt to the arm of your seat …
and for
those of you who can’t find a seat, do
not
hesitate to
get in touch with a stewardess who will
explain how to
fasten yourself to your suitcase.’
ENJOY AIR BURUNDI
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